Safe sex has always gotten the short end of the "stick." But these 15 pictures prove condoms are really making a cumback. Which raincoat will you wear next time...?
Gap(e) insurance, anyone?
Sex & The City was a lie.
Who knew that unicorns had to protect their horn?
But still not as thin as Donald Trump's hair. Hi-yo!
Smart Moms know what to buy when shopping for school supplies...they call it "grandparent protection."
Apparently only Darth's limbs got burned off Mustafar.
They were having issues given the lack of fitting rooms.
No word on whether these make your unit stretch like Gumby.
White girl pickup made simple.
Wait, we can buy babies now? This changes everything.
Nothing puts me in the mood like seeing Putin wink at me before the deed.
Keep these hidden if you're dating a Jewish girl.
Now there's a market of guys who want more "shrink" from their wrap.
Remember, folks: don't be silly, wrap your willy. Doesn't matter if it looks like Gumby, tastes like a Starbucks, or feels like Antartica. Keep things clean (and child-free) by putting a cover on it. You'll thank yourself later.